How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?