Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Which is the worst season?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?