What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
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