Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
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