Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?