What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do birds serve on Halloween?