What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did March say to the madness?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do cats give such great massages?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?