What do you call a thieving alligator?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Can February March?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?