What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
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Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What superpower do all middle children have?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
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How does a witch play loud music?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
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