Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

How was the wedding?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Where does Superman park his cars?