Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?