Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What fish only swims at night?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Where are average things manufactured?

What animals make the best students?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?