Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?