What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?