What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do insects learn at school?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?