What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?