Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?