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Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?