Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What's the holiest insect?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why are trees always so positive?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why was the snake coughing so much?