What do you call a crate of ducks?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What kind of music do planets like?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What vegetables make the best music?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the sick chicken say?