What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do teachers do during summer break?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?