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What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

When do mice play every day?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?