What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What tree has the most bark?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
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