Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Which animal loves to have a good time?