What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why was the bunny upset?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
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