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What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

If you need help building an ark..

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the frog have a long face?