What fairy loves to count?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?