What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
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