Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?