Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?