Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why is furniture so generous?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?