What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

How was the wedding?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?