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What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why do mice need oiling?

What kind of monkey flies to school?