Why was the cow afraid?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why are books always so angry?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How do you spot a modern spider?