Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
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