If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why was the bee sad?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?