Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you call a short cow?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

When do mice play every day?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

How do you wash a lamb?