Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
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