Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What food is a man's best friend?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
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