Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Where do airplanes go shopping?