Why do magicians score well in exams?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why was the dog overweight?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?