What do math teachers eat?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?