What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What is the wealthiest fish?