Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Verbs are tense.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How do bees get to school?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do bees chew?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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