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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

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What did one plate say to the other?

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