What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call the dog magician?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?