Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why did the cat start laughing?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?