What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why are bakers so good at math?

How does a cow do math?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?