What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do you call an insincere horse?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?