What is a bird's favorite ballet?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why is winter considered holy?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?