Why did the duck cross the road?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

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Why did the cloud date the fog?