Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What shape has a knighthood?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Where do chips wear socks?

When does a horse talk?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?