Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why did the whale cross the road?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?