What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do fish use for glasses?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?