Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What did summer say to spring?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?