Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why do people always trip on September 22?