Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?