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What do horses say to greet each other?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?