What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What dog never pays attention in class?