Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?