What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What did the airline worker name her child?