What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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