What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
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