My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?