What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?