What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
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