What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
My brother is my partner in crime.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do bees gossip?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!