What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

How can you make 7 even?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

How do fall and winter say hello?