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How does a squid go into battle?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

How do fireflies start a race?

What condiment has wings?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Which cats love to be petted?