Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
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