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At a restaurant.
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Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
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