What do little fish love to play with?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

How do you measure a millennial?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Where do cows go on vacation?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What is the strongest animal?