What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?