Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why do trees have so many friends?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you call a short cow?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?