Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Which animal should never work for the government?