Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
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