Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do fish use for glasses?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
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