Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
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How does dinner smell?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
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