Why does the orange always lose in races?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why do fish live in salt water?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?