Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are books always so angry?
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