What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?