What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?