What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

How are mountains able to see?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do you call a silly hill?