Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?