What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Where do surfers go to school?

I broke my finger!

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?