What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?