What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is another name for a cow?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the fish blush?
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