What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
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Why was the dog overweight?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
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