Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What color are all the books in the library?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What birds make average students?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What instrument did the door play in the band?