Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?