What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why is summer always sad?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

How are teens like cats?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?