Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
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