I broke my finger!

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What insect runs away from everything?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?