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Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What time of day was Adam created?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?