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Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

How are mountains able to see?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?