What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?