Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What country has the most fish?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?