Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a hike across the universe?