Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is the smallest lion?
Which celebrity always frowns?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What math figure is also in the band?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
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