Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
Why was the horse so happy?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do kittens go to school?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What shape is bad at driving?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
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