What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?