When is a baseball player like a thief?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?