What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?