What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

The museum curator needed a break.

What birds always travel in twos?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?