Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a vacation at home?