What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?