Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Who invented fractions?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why are frogs always happy?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

How do you organize a space party?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?