What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Where do frogs keep their money?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do cats eat for breakfast?