What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What is an archer's favorite store?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What insect runs away from everything?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?