Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why can you never find the number nine?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?