Why can you never find the number nine?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?