When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?