What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do British people and golfers have in common?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What do math teachers eat?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's a doll's favorite car?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?