Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What is sand's favorite movie?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Who is the fastest reindeer?

How do you get straight A's?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?