People are so hard on car mechanics.

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?