Why is a doctor always calm?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?