The museum curator needed a break.

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What do math teachers eat?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?