What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What kind of books do boats write?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why is sand so optimistic?

When do mice play every day?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?