People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What kind of monkey flies to school?