What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Where does a camper keep his money?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?