What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What animal has the most fun?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?