Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?