What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What is the most faithful insect?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Which cats love to be petted?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Which singer could always break a five?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do fish do at parades?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What does Santa order at the bar?