What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What do teachers do during summer break?
How can you make 7 even?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
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