When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why is a computer so smart?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

A book just fell on my head.

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?