What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
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