What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do Scottish toads play?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
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