What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do fall and winter say hello?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
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