Why are turtles so shy?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Which singer could always break a five?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?