Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

How does dinner smell?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?