Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?