When does a horse talk?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What animal knows kung fu?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What is the best day to go to the beach?