Why do pigs tell jokes?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What did March say to the madness?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?