What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?