Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Where do books sleep?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?