How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?